The Nothing to See Here Hotel: Volume 1
Steven Butler, Steven Lenton
'This book is so good you won't blunking believe it!' Tom Fletcher 'Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist...' Cressida Cowell 'A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.' Francesca Simon ‘This hotel gets five stars from me’ Liz Pichon 'A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter. This is a hotel I hope I never find! Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.' Jeremy Strong ‘What a fun hotel! Book me in immediately!’ Kaye Umansky Welcome to The Nothing to See Here Hotel! A hotel for magical creatures, where weird is normal for Frankie Banister and his parents who run the hotel. When a goblin messenger arrives at The Nothing to See Here Hotel, announcing the imminent arrival of the goblin prince Grogbah, Frankie and his family rush into action to get ready for their important guest. But it soon becomes obvious that the Banister family are going to have their work cut out with the demanding prince and his never-ending entourage, especially when it turns out the rude little prince is hiding a secret... The first book in a fabulously funny series by bestselling author Steven Butler, with a host of whacky characters brought to life with illustration from the wonderful Steven Lenton!
Reviews
I think it’s good but at the start it was boring. When you read it more you will like it, trust me. I would recommend it to everyone because it is nice. Reviewed by: General Diamond Bucket
Dienw 03.07.2018
It had amazing magical creatures that I had never heard of before.
Anonymous 02.09.2025
The nothing to see here hotel is about a boy called Frankie Banister and his parents who run the hotel. Weird is normal for them! When they find a goblin messenger out side, they realise that Grogbah, Prince of all the Barrow Trolls is coming to visit the hotel and they find that Prince Grogbah is running away because he has broken a law...
Anonymous 29.08.2025
This is the funniest book I have read so far. I loved all the action in it and the hilarious characters!
Anonymous 26.08.2025
I like frankie Banister as my favorite character
Anonymous 09.08.2025
This book was amazing because of all of the twists and turns that happened and it is the first book I have read from start to finish because I liked it so much
Anonymous 02.08.2025
I love how there's a twist in the story and how prince Gogbah kept a massive secret.my favourite character is Hoggit the dragon because I like how he saves the day. I would recommend this book to anyone who likes monsters and adventure and twist books.
Anonymous 01.08.2025
Excited
Anonymous 22.07.2025
When Groobah got eaten by the venus fly trap
Anonymous 17.07.2025
It was a cool book to read.
Anonymous 10.10.2024
My favourite part of this book is when prince grogbah comes and acts like a very lazy and bosses everyone around and tells them what to do and wear.
Anonymous 02.09.2024
Sometimes this book was a bit silly
Anonymous 02.09.2024
A fun and magical story.
Anonymous 20.08.2024
I liked that Prince Grobah was captured by Frankie. The Molar Sisters were funny because they spoke in a funny way. I liked the plot of the story.
Anonymous 12.08.2024
Very funny and entertaining
Anonymous 02.08.2024
Funny
Anonymous 31.07.2024
Me and my mummy thought that it was funny that chapter one was called ‘Not all old ladies are nice’. This book was really funny, and one of my favourite parts was when Wailing Norris the ghost was told to shut up. I’d definitely recommend it to other people to read and want to read the other books in the series too.
Anonymous 26.07.2024
It was very good.
Anonymous 23.07.2024
It was very good because it is interesting to read and how many events happened in the story. I liked Frankie banister she was the main character and she fought evil vines,Giant heads and a human with superpowers. It is a monster hotel with all sorts of monsters in it.
Anonymous 24.01.2024
I liked it because it was very silly
Anonymous 11.12.2023